So I've been sick the past couple of days. Nothing serious, just a cold, but
I've been exceptionally snotty. Which is good, I guess, because it means the cold isn't moving down into my lungs thus starting another 4 month bout of bronchitis because I have no insurance and am too poor to go to the doctor. So, yeah, snotty. This morning, I was driving to work and felt a sneeze coming on. Now, normally when I sneeze, in the absence of tissue, I'll just bury my face in the crook of my elbow to try to limit the area of spatter. This morning, though, a little voice in my head told me that would be a bad idea and you have a handful of napkins in the glovebox get them out now and it might be a good idea to take off your gloves too MOVE WOMAN!
It was, hands down, the grossest sneeze ever. I don't know if any sneeze in history has EVER done its job of removing blockages and foreign material from the sinuses like this sneeze did. Yeah. Ew.
God, I am so sorry anyone who actually read that. I don't know why I'm shared that, but I did.
In other news, the cold has slowed the NaNo process down (is that even possible? comes from the peanut gallery. Shut up, peanut gallery), but I started picking up the pace last night. I think because I'm close to the inital sighting of Jeremy.
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But yeah, I'm sorry you're still feeling lousy, but I'm glad to hear it's not developing into the misery of bronchitis. And I'm glad to hear you averted disaster this morning with the work clothes, because that would have been awful.
I'm actually feeling pretty good now, if you don't count the chapped nose and vaguely puffy sinuses.
Good luck with your writing and get well soon.
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I'd vote for like dog shit as the grossest thing. We had small dogs that lived in the house. House training a dog is a myth. No matter what you will still end up cleaning up messes. I can handle vomit, human or animal. Dog shit gags me and makes me want to hurl. Grossest thing ever to me.
As if that wasn't TMI here's my snot story. I was eating breakfast one mornign and the urge to sneeze came on. I was eating scrambled egg at the moment. I sort of inhaled some of it and it came out my nose. I could feel something lodged in there after the sneeze, I blew my nose, and there was some of the egg. Now that was gross.