For: arsenicjade
Title: Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
Pairing: Bob/Gerard
Rating: R
Warnings: swearing, fluff, DRAGONS
Summary: Bob is a dragon. Gerard is his treasure. 8400 words.
Author's Notes: This is probably not the story arsenicjade expected. It is not the story I expected to write for her, that's for sure. I originally started with an entirely different idea that, frankly, ended up being dead boring. I was discussing the situation with rue_quercus and seimaisin and this story appeared. They, along with exitsign, were invaluable in its creation. rue_quercus and seimaisin also deigned to beta for me as well. They are awesome.

( seriously, do not meddle )