Post a single line extract from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations, no more than one line.

Hoo boy. I have over fifty documents in my WIP section of googledocs. I'm going to pick five.

Here goes (in no particular order):

1. Gerard's hand would be reaching out to pet the poor little bunny while Bob is saying, "Do you know how hard it is for a werewolf to capture a rabbit without eating it or mauling it?"

2. It's about a thousand percent more self control than Patrick expected and he lets the tip of his tail brush against Pete's jeans, "You can touch, you know."

3. Bob clicks her phone closed. "I can't do this. I don't care how hot the kid is, I'm not listening to advice on how to seduce jailbait from Pete fucking Wentz."

4. In under an hour she's collected all of his belongings, packed bags for herself and Michael, established alibis for all of them at the hospital, and convinced the lone deputy left alive that he had nothing to do with all the crazy shit and had been, in fact, released from his wrongful imprisonment shortly before the Sheriff met his untimely demise.

5. "Just don't, Zack. Don't argue with me about this." Kelly slid behind the wheel and started her car, "My attorney will call you tomorrow to work out the details."

and weather in the heart alike, bandom, bob/trish

with the lights on, co-written with rue_quercus, bandom, girl!gerard/frank

bob bryar's secret baby project, bandom, bob/brian

character listing meme answers, various

crunchy and taste good with ketchup, bandom, bob/gerard

That's a total of about 66,000 words. I wrote fewer stories than last year, but they were definitely all longer.

Story I'm Proudest Of: "Bob Bryar's Secret Baby Project." It was a massive undertaking.

Story most under-appreciated by the universe: You know, I really lucked out; people seemed really appreciative of everything.

Story I wrote that I never thought I'd write: "with the lights on", I guess. If just because I've never really co-written much of anything before.

Most fun story to write: Hmmmm.... They all were fun in various and sundry ways, but "and weather in the heart alike" was the only one not on a deadline, really.

Special Award: "Bob Bryar's Secret Baby Project" for sheer scope.

Story in progress that will SOMEDAY see the light of day: rue_quercus and I have lots of stuff underway including more stories in the "with the lights on" universe, Frank-the-vegan-vampire/Bob-the-Werewolf stuff, and girl!Bob/jailbait!Spencer.

ok, so I was tagged by everlastingwhy:


1. Diet coke is like water to me. I drink boatloads of it.

2. My memory has become swiss cheese like in my advanced years. So much so that ihatefastcars has been known to call me "sandwich brain". (see #1 for possible reasons)

3. I enjoy teaching myself crafts. I've taught myself to knit, crochet, felt, spindle and wheel spin, and dye raw fiber.

4. I am very particular about the order I read things. If there is a chronological list available/necessary for whatever I'm reading, I will use that. If not, I like to follow lists from the bottom to the top.

5. I hate hate hate people who don't bother to learn the correct lyrics to songs. If you're filking, fine, that's one thing, but if you're too lazy to go figure out what's actually being said, you're dead to me.

6. I cannot start reading/watching a series of something in the middle. I have to go back and watch/read from the beginning otherwise I feel the whole experience is ruined.

I'm not tagging anyone because I hate that, so if you feel the urge, do the meme.

Title Meme:

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Feel free to include fandom/character/pairing/rating stipulations.

Come play with me!!!

Please?

I'm about ready to do some heavy personal and property damage here at the ninth circle of hell work.

Please? You can suggest as many as you want...

gakked from moeyknight

Use this dollmaker to make a "realiztic doll of yourself, then a Mary Sue You doll, extra points for wings.



Man, I love the slutty schoolgirl look.

Of course I am not that slender and girlish in real life.

gakked from maryavatar:

Instructions: post your very first icon that you made (if you have it, if you don't, the OLDEST one that you have) along with your newest icon. This will allow you to show how you have improved in iconing skills and tag five friends to see how they have improved.

My very first icon (made to match an old website layout):



and an icon I made just last night for jslatt:

Not shocking:


How evil are you?

More shocking:


Elinor Dashwood


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gakked from just about everybody

( 25 things about me )

Gacked from carolinecrane
( 100 crap movies meme )

Man, I've seen some shit.

Memorial Day weekend has been pretty successful for me. We had a party on Saturday night, went to a barbeque on Sunday and have spent today lazing about.

Hey, ruggerdavey, thanks for the kind words about my BWOC stories.

That's me. Lazy. Well, more like boring and lazy because nothing ever happens noteworthy enough to warrant a journal entry. So I'm just going to babble.

It's grey and rainy here today and I think, if I let it, that might be enough to inspire me to finish up the Faculty snuggling ficlet I started weeks ago. My muse has just been completely silent lately. Little bastard.

Gacked from cokerry

( 100 Book Meme )

Oh, if there is anyone who loves the Greg/Nick CSI slash and hasn't visited Desiderium Caritas yet, do. carolinecrane rocks. There are too many people writing the flat out wrong pairings in that fandom.

Yeah, so, that's my day so far.

Fun at the Titty Twister.


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