I'm not a stupid person. I am not unaware of various and sundry grammatical eccentricities in English, but I absolutely cannot master the past tense of lay/lie. I've had it explained to me a myriad of different ways, yet I simply cannot grasp it.
It makes it entirely too difficult to write porn.
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fuck. fuck. i am choking on a tostito! can't breathe. oh, god. okay. ew. that was uncomfortable for a minute there.