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Remus/Sirius romance
Sirius: You've been plotting this story for two years!
Author: I know, but you're – and canon – and –
Sirius: Pfft. Canon. AU it.
Author: But –
Sirius: No arguments.
Author: I'm just –
Sirius: Don’t make me sic my werewolf on you.
Remus ::growls::
Author: Uh…
The Form Complete (Greg/Nick San Francisco AU)
Nick: You've abandoned us, haven't you?
Author: No, dude. Just…no.
Nick: I've been sitting on this beach for like 8 months.
Greg: And I haven't even been introduced yet even though I *told* you exactly how to do it months ago.
Author: I know, OK, I know! I suck, I admit it. It's just with the writer's block and the slow writing and –
Greg: You have our entire universe in your head, just write it. It's not that hard.
Author: hmph Shows what you know, skunk head.
Nick: If you piss her off, we're never going to have sex.
Greg: Crap.
Untitled WIP (Percy/Oliver post-Voldemort schmoopy schmoopy romance)
Oliver: You owe us this.
Author: What are you talking about?
Oliver: We totally got cheated on your Fic Carnival entry.
Author: You did not!
Oliver: Did too! We were promised lots of sex, but you wussed out and faded to black.
Author: Come on, that prompt was totally lame. I had to get out.
Percy: Be that as it may, you have a perfectly lovely beginning just waiting for you.
Author: But there's no plot!
Oliver: When has that stopped you before?
Percy: Shut it, Oliver! Do you want her to exile us to
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justmightbe? Oliver: Marcus' teeth aren't *that* bad…
Percy: You, write. You, come with me ::drags Oliver off behind some bushes::
Due South/Sports Night crossover
Ray: Come on! You and
everlastingwhy practically have this bad boy written!Fraser: Ray, rushing the creative process –
Ray: Don't niggle, Fraser.
Casey: Normally, I'd agree with Fraser, but I've got to tell you, this is a little ridiculous.
Danny: Of course you'd agree with Fraser, Case, you're both amazingly freakish.
Author: I’m never going to get a word in edgewise, am I?
choes Universe (Stan/Casey WIP)
Stan: Hey, when are you going to finish our stories?
Author: Dude, I *just* posted a story about you two!
Stan: Yeah, but that was all porny and shit. Not that I'm complaining, but I know there's more of our actual story in here. ::he pokes at the grey matter lining the walls::
Author: Hey, that hurts!
Stan: Sorry.
Casey: Can I ask a favor?
Author: What?
Casey: Can I not be a total punching bag? I mean, OK, it's canon, but some of those other people… I'm just saying I'm not into S&M and I don't even *like* Zeke that way.
Author: I know, I know.
Leave the Past Behind (Speed/OMC WIP)
Jeremy: You hate me, don't you?
Author: I don't hate you! You're my OMC, I love you.
Jeremy: That's not true! You love Tyler more!
Speed: Well, he is pretty terrific.
Author: ::hissing:: shut up! Do you want me to leave you hung over and in the middle of a Catholic wedding?
Speed: You did write that futurefic…
::author throws her hands up::
There's a knock on the brain door.
Author: Don't open that!
Merton ::opening door:: What? This?
::Doyle & Wesley, Cupid & Strife, Richie & Methos, and Xander & Oz all wander in::
Doyle: We heard you were working on a way to resurrect us.
Xander: And can you do something about this eye? I mean, the pirate patch is styling, but it's not really me, you know?
::runs away::
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Comments
::nods::
OMG, Oliver's so my hero right now. But then, that's nothing new. I wouldn't say 'wussed,' though, because that prompt was totally lame. But still. I think you should definitely indulge in some plotless porn of the Percy/Oliver variety.
Still. Guh. Hot.
Oliver: Marcus' teeth aren't *that* bad...
::dies laughing:: Oh God, I swear you're going to kill me one of these days. heh. I don't even know if I should be offended that the boys in your head seem to think that being in my head is like exile or not because it's too hilarious. Yes, Oliver, Marcus' teeth are that bad. But, uh... ::cough::
And there was no offense meant. It's just that the boys in my head are all OTP and shit. Besides, I think Terance/Terence (jesus) and Marcus are meant to be. Hee.
Terence and Marcus are so meant to be, dude. Me and you and Caroline and Terence... we all see it. It's just Marcus being an idiot that's holding it all up. I swear, that boy, I don't know what I'm going to do with him. He gets all mad at me because I won't let him get laid and then, when I try to help him out, what does he do? Whine because he's not sleeping with Oliver. ::eye roll:: One of these days I'm just going to have to write porny, porny P/O smut just to show him how much I appreciate how helpful he always is.
When you say things like that, it makes me want to bake you scones and cuddle you to my bosom.
Ahem. For serious, though, I'm going to do it one day and when I do, it'll be all for you. Because you wuvs dem and, even though I don't understand why at all, your love for them somehow manages to make me feel guilty that I don't ship them.
::hugs twin::