My cat is really stinky right now for two reasons. First of all, she puked last night, then immediately groomed herself with her pukey mouth. Secondly, she very obviously needs to attend to some butt-area cleaning as she is rank down there. Apparently, though, grooming just cuts into her sleeping schedule too much.

ETA: No, for real. She reeks. It's grossing me out and I'm tempted to go to PetSmart to get some shampoo or something.

ETA again: It's like she's trailing funk behind her. GAH.