Sorry. I was probably parked in front of CSI taking notes like a big loser. When I stop to think about the fact that I'm taking notes I realize just how lame my life has gotten, but I'm not ready to blow off the subtext report. Yet.

Let's see...my Southern relatives (no, for real, I have a bunch) have names like Heidi and Missy and Flo and Sheri. I used to work with a girl named Cheree, she was very, very Southern. I believe she was from Alabama. I'm trying to think of the rich Southerners I know, but their names are all innocuous ones like Elizabeth and Pat. I do actually know a Kitty who's Southern, I think. I also know a Southern woman named Cappy. No lie.