So I wrote Shadows Keep On Changing which is a McGee/Dean story and exitsign wrote the immediate sequel i'm just giving you a warning.

I had originally planned to write another story wherein Tim & Tony end up getting together over the haunting of Tim's sister's place...



carleton97: OMG
carleton97: I just had a sequel tim/tony/dean idea.
carleton97: KILL ME.
exitsign: WITH SEX? BECAUSE OKAY.
carleton97: alsd;flkajsdf
carleton97: imagine as Dean is leaving and he says, "if anything ever happens - anything you absolutely can't believe or can't explain, call this number."
exitsign: FLAIL.
exitsign: FUCKING. FLAIL.
exitsign: ALL OVER YOU WITH FLAIL.
carleton97: and now, ten years or so later, some shit goes down with maybe a haunted house.
exitsign: !!!!! LKJ! jklhsa hlahdjklahd g ljabsd klbx uewbxkwqbx uwqfd quywdb ewqk
exitsign: ALKAJ KJLH OH GOD MY HERAT JUST TRIED TO SPRING LOOSE OF MY BODY.
carleton97: And tim, oh tim, he has kept the number through filofaxes and early palm pilots and now whatever fancy handheld ....
exitsign: oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god.
exitsign: YOU ARE WRITING THIS. DO NOT THINK YOU AREN'T.
exitsign: NOT EVEN FOR A MINUTE THINK THAT YOU AREN'T.
carleton97: and it's not case related at all. It's something personal. Like OOOH
carleton97: Tim's sister is moving to the DC area. And she's looking at buying a teeny tiny house.
carleton97: so he volunteers Tony to help her move. With the strict instruction that any smarming on his sister would be met with grevious revenge.
exitsign: oooooh. oh, leah, do you feel me totally making out with you right now? BECAUSE I AM. THERE ARE HANDS IN VARIOUS NO-NO PLACES.
carleton97: And tim, the house totally gives him the same feeling that graveyard by his college apartment did.
exitsign: *humps, humps, humps*
exitsign: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaslkj kljh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
exitsign: stoppppppp you're killing me. i'm dyyyying.
exitsign: nnnaggjkhjkh
exitsign: alkjklj sahjkl jkg hjk jghf ghjf CANNOT CONTROL HANDS KEYBOARD TAKING OVER
carleton97: but he shrugs it off. and Tony doesn't seem to notice anything, but over the next couple of weeks. His sister ends up on his sofa nearly every night because it sounds like people are in her house. And things are being moved around.
exitsign: OH CREEPY RUN SISTER OF TIM.
exitsign: GHOSTS EAT YOUR FACE
carleton97: Of course he tries to catch the culprits scientifically because he thinks its kids or squirrels or the wind or whatever.
carleton97: FIRST HE SPENDS THE NIGHT THERE AND CREEPY SHIT GOES DOWN. So he sets up cameras and recorders and all sorts of shit all secret agent style and he catchs things moving on their own and the creepiest scariest most threatening EVPs EVAR IN THE HISTORY OF MAN.
exitsign: GHOST SQUIRRELS.
carleton97: and Tony is wondering why Probie is all exhausted and shit, so he, of course, follows him after work and comes upon his project and is all, "Are you perving on your *sister*?"
carleton97: and asldkjj;asdfo oh man I crackmyself up.
exitsign: AAAA I JUST OPENED MY MOUTH AND A LITTLE SCREAM FELL OUT. A TINY SCREAM. OF LOVE.
carleton97: And Tim is all NO, and explains the crazy shit and plays the EVPs and Tim is all joking, "Call out TAPS!"
carleton97: and then tim is frantically reaching for his phone and mumbling to himself and Tony is all, "the fuck?" when Tim calls someone and is all, "Uh. Hi. I'm looking for Dean... Dean, this is Tim. McGee. You probably don't remember - yeah, *blushes* Salem 1995, exactly. You told me if anything - well, if anything ever happened to call. I'm in DC. Tomorrow? OK."
exitsign: because dean is all "yeah. yeah. yes. okay. i'll be there tomorrow."
exitsign: OH GOD DYING FLAIL DYING
exitsign: why are you not done yet?
exitsign: WHY ARE YOU NOT DONE YET
carleton97: And when Tony presses for details, Tim is amazingly closed mouthed about the whole thing, so Tony, of course, has to check out the situation tomorrow. He's thinking maybe one of McGee's geek friends fancies himself a ghostbuster, so when this BADASS MOTHERFUCKER CAR rolls up to Sarah (that's what I'm naming her)'s house and these two PUNKS get out (even if one is even taller than Tony and can do earnest even better than Tim and the other, well, Tony knows he himself is one damn fine looking man, but this other guy, he's soemthing else entirely) and the shorter one can't seem to decide if he's going to grin or leer at Probie (which only TONY CAN DO) and Probie is fucking blushing and practically scuffing his toe in the dirt, he knows he missed something. And by the look on the tall punk's face, he did too.
exitsign: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
exitsign: SALJKKL; JASH KJHS JKSG YES YES LEAH OMG FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE FACE YOUR TORTURING BITCH
exitsign: FUUUUUCK
carleton97: And it's even fucking worse when this 'dean' character (gently) slaps probie's cheek and is all, "still the baby face, Timmy?" And Probie just rolls his eyes like he wouldn't try to hand Tony his ass for the same thing.
exitsign: oh god. oh god. i think my spine just flailed.
exitsign: aaaaalkhj i hate you. i fucking hate you so fucking much.
exitsign: oh, god, calling him timmy. FUCK ORGASM YES NOW.
carleton97: so tony tries to be all, "special agent dinozzo, ncis. blah blah blah" and they spn boys are all *RECOIL* and tim is all, yeah me too, but this is totally off the radar, it's my sister, talkity talk
exitsign: el iiiha jkhsa jkg oh, tim.
exitsign: I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER YOU BEYOND KEYSMASH
exitsign: I AM A USELESS PUDDLE
carleton97: because he's had TEN YEARS to think about Dean and the graveyard and he's fucking smart and he's pretty sure exactly what it is Dean does and has sort of been able to track him and his family across the country via newspaper articles and newsgroup postings. And he could care less if dean is legally dead or wanted for two dozen petty offences across the US, he just wants his sister safe.
exitsign: oh! the dead thing. you should work in something about him not wanting to believe it. flat out NOT believing it. because he just... he knows. but still when he calls the number, he's half-terrified that there will be no response.
exitsign: OR SOMETHING.
carleton97: yes, totally.
exitsign: <3
carleton97: ok. god. sleep. now. I just need to copy all of this for my notepad.

carleton97: omg, I just realized!
carleton97: what the hell am I going to do with Sam during all this?
exitsign: ...i don't suppose he could be at the library?
exitsign: akljl;ksal;kdskdskljdsklj
carleton97: off with Tim's sister?
exitsign: and sam, WHO IS NO LONGER CONVENIENTLY ABSENT, said...
exitsign: OH! YES!
exitsign: awesome.
carleton97: like, she's a grad student at one of the universities in the area, so she can get him in to all the libraries?
exitsign: this is the girl from the pictures, right? the total babe? yeah, i think sam can handle that. he can't be all emo and "i vant to be alone" without some hot ass to remind him of his bbq girlfriend.
carleton97: a;sdlkfja

carleton97: Now I want to write a MILLION stories in this universe. Random phone calls... Times Dean appears out of the blue to take care of weirdo supernatural shit that happens around Tim... Booty calls...

::e-mails::

yessss.... Sam is so *curious* about the emails that make Dean laugh like that. But the fucker has managed to pick a password for his gmail that Sam just can't figure out.

exitsign: aajksjkyessssssssss. He has tried EVERY COCKROCK BAND, EVERY BEER, EVERY PORN STAR, EVERY GUN MODEL, EVERYTHING EVER. The password? keepguesssinsam. Tim totally e-mails him all the time. They have, like, one e-mail that's been going back and forth for, like, two years.

carleton97: He has tried every variation of his own name, the names of everyone Dean's ever met, DEAN'S name. He even, late late into the wee hours of the night, tried keepguessingsam. BUT ALAS HE DOES NOT ANTICIPATE THE EXTRA S AND MISSING G. DEAN'S E-MAIL PASSWORD IS HIS WATERLOO.


carleton97: There are a couple of things in my total anal retentiveness I need to settle before I can write. 1) the characterization of Tim's sister. 2) exactly what sort of supernatural hooha is going on.
exitsign: i think tim's sister should be nice! and, as far as hooha goes, there's that episode where they go back to lawrence and the house is all possessed and shit.
carleton97: I'm trying to remember all I can about ghosties.
carleton97: As for Tim's sister. I'm naming her Sarah.
carleton97: She's 25. And getting her PhD in something at one of the universities around DC.
exitsign: yes. sounds good. they're both smartie pants.
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: She's stubborn too. Like, I think she refuses to call Tim about what's happening because it's not *real*. It's in her imagination.
carleton97: It's not until they have breakfast a few weeks after she moves in that Tim sees how ragged she looks and demands an explanation.
exitsign: and she's all "OH, IT'S NOTHING."
carleton97: he, of course, doesn't think it's 'nothing, Tim, just an old house settling.' He's not sure *what* he thinks, but he knows his sister and she's never been one to overreact.
carleton97: so he convinces her to spend the night at his place while he sleeps at hers.
exitsign: *nods* and freaky shit happens. and he's like HOMG. and then... what, then he calls dean?
exitsign: where does tony come in?
carleton97: wait lemme go back.
carleton97: the story starts with the *previous* resident and what happens to them. Something bad. Then it moves to Tony and Tim collapsing on the couch after helping Sarah move in. There is flirtatous banter.
carleton97: then on to breakfast with Sarah a few weeks later.
exitsign: YES.
carleton97: So Tim spends the night at her place and gets that old graveyard feeling. He had a touch of it moving her in, but didn't think much of it, but that night it's back 1000 fold.
exitsign: because it's dark and there's noises and that is so not cool.
carleton97: He keeps seeing things out of the corner of his eye and hearing noises and there's nothing overtly threatening, but it's just enough *off* to make him suspicious.
carleton97: he wants to eliminate everything else first so he sets up this elaborate electronic surveillance system so he can find out what's going on. He does this for like a week, staying up all night
carleton97: so by the end of the week *he* looks pretty rough and Tony is all suspicous because Probie is deflecting his questions about what's going on. Tony suspects a hot new girlfriend or something. So, being Tony, he follows Tim home and breaks in.
carleton97: then comes the perving on your sister convo.
exitsign: ahsalkj okay.
exitsign: actually!
exitsign: oh! idea!
carleton97: see, Tim has not had time to review any of his evi - ok go
exitsign: i think you can skip all of the stuff after the first night tim spends in the house and just have tim explain the rest of it to tony. you could possibly skip the first night as well unless you think it'll be fun or something. that way you can cut down on a lot of stuff that might catch you up and take you longer to get to my porn. :-)
carleton97: good good.
exitsign: you should not bog yourself down. the whole idea is to get to the porn. the porn is the point.
carleton97: ok what I was saying is that Tim hasn't had time to review any of the evidence from the week because he's been busy with cases etc.
carleton97: So Tony invites himself to help out and they hear/see weirdo stuff that sends Tim to his PDA and the phone number he's kept in his phone for like a decade.
exitsign: eeeeeee dean.
carleton97: mysterious phone call happens, much to Tony's dismay because Probie is fucking BLUSHING.
carleton97: and jealousy is a terrible master.
carleton97: so Tony just... inserts himself into the situation.
carleton97: and is there waiting with Tim and his sister when this motherfucker beast of a car rolls up to Sarah's house
exitsign: i think you should end that bit with tony being all "WHO... WHO ARE YOU CALLING? WHOOOO?" and tim is all "*slappy hands* ahem. hi, um, this is for dean..." and then cut to whatever day when dean and sam show up. that way you could avoid the weird to write one-sided phone conversation or whatever.
carleton97: yes. excellent.
carleton97: ok so Dean and sam show up and it's mostly like I described before. They review the evidence Tim has and Sam and Sarah go to the university library for some research.
exitsign: okay. okay. here's an idea. this is crazy but... what if dean and tim never lost touch? it's not often but it's every year or every couple years. and it's just that tim and tony are now together. and tim's all "...well, i sort of" and dean's all "*digging in fridge* what?" and tim's all "i'm sort of seeing someone." and dean's all "*grins* HEYYYY. TIMMY, ALL GROWN UP. fucking finally." and tim's all "*eye roll*" and dean's all "that's cool. i mean... it is cool, right?" and tim's all "i don't know! it's not like we've talked about it! 'oh, so, i've got this friend who's basically a ghost hunter who i sort of have sex with sometimes.' IT HASN'T REALLY COME UP." and then, um, threesome. or something. NO, NEVER MIND. JUST IGNORE ME. WHATEVER. I HAVE TO GET MORE TEA AND THEN WE'LL BRAINSTORM.
carleton97: I think I like the dynamic of Tim and Tony being together already. It gives Tony's jealousy a reason.
carleton97: plus, Tony's mad that Tim's been keeping the situation with Sarah from him.
exitsign: i don't think that that's the problem, the problem is why do they have sex?
carleton97: crap.
exitsign: i mean, it doesn't really change much that tim and tony are a couple or not.
carleton97: I need to ponder.
exitsign: you still have to get the three of them fucking.
carleton97: imma lean back in my chair and stare at the ceiling for a few.
carleton97: ok tony and tim are not full on together yet. There has been interest expressed and reciprocated but they haven't actually slept together yet. Much to Tony's surprise they're *dating*
carleton97: And Dean... Yeah. OK, it's totally a Dean thing to check up on Tim after, right?
exitsign: BING.
exitsign: dude. i think that's it.
carleton97: Like he knows Tim's going places, so an internet search here and there would bring up info on him. so, maybe the next time they swing through the east coast, he shows up at Tim's new place. Just to make sure he's doing ok. And this happens every couple of years or so.
carleton97: and, sometimes, if Dean finds totally retarded postcards, that's where he sends them.
exitsign: aaah. oh, dean.
carleton97: oh!
carleton97: oh oh!
carleton97: Dean's met Sarah before!
exitsign: salkjj HAS HE?
exitsign: DO TELL.
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: About five years ago he shows up on Tim's doorstep after a fucking selkie kicked all their asses. He's looking for a little downtime and some geek lovin'.
carleton97: He's pretty surprised to find Tim's younger sister spending the weekend with her brother.
carleton97: They all share an awkward dinner/evening before Dean splits.
carleton97: Oh, imagine the INTERROGATION Tim gets from Sarah.
carleton97: But yeah. So every so often Dean and Tim have a little friendly smexing.
exitsign: awww. now i feel bad for dean though. not getting tim sex and a lazy morning watching cartoons.
exitsign: BUT YES THAT'S PERFECT.
exitsign: JUST SO YOU KNOW.
carleton97: ok.
carleton97: so there are totally weird vibes going EVERYWHERE when Dean and Sam arrive. Because Tim hasn't seen Dean in over a year and there was a big chunk of time there when he thougth maybe he was dead so Dean doesn't know he's dating Tony. and Tony knows NOTHING about Dean. And Sam really has no idea his brother sleeps with guys. And Sarah just wants her house back.
exitsign: sakljl;k oh, it's sort of like a comedy.
carleton97: right.
carleton97: just that bit.
carleton97: so they review the creepy evidence and Dean sends Sam and Sarah off to research (I've decided this is happening at Tim's place, not Sarah's.) I also like to imagine Sam and Sarah's coversatoins. asldkfjaslkdjf
exitsign: because sarah's all "OMG YOUR BROTHER AND MY BROTHER" and sam is all "WHAAAAT?"
carleton97: And Dean is pretty aware of body language and all that, but he's also lacking all tact and most social graces so he ...says or does something.
exitsign: sjkklj oh, dean.
exitsign: innuendo.
carleton97: I'm not sure how this next part goes.
carleton97: Yes innuendo with a heaping side of leering.
exitsign: it just wouldn't be dean without.
carleton97: would dean be so crass as to make a crack about being Tim's first?
exitsign: eh, i don't know. that seems like that would be more on the "get tim pissed off" front.
exitsign: i mean, seriously, who wants that shit brought up?
carleton97: I know. I've got the dynamic now, but I can't see how they end up in bed.
exitsign: wait, i thought we figured that out already, dean stops by afterward. like, him and sam are going to leave in the morning or something and he just wants to say bye and get some hot sex?
carleton97: that... is not in my memory. Shockingly.
exitsign: that or i just misunderstood what you were saying.
exitsign: carleton97: And Dean... Yeah. OK, it's totally a Dean thing to check up on Tim after, right?
carleton97: oh! I meant after the very first meeting.
carleton97: like he keeps an eye on him from afar.
exitsign: ah! okay. well.
exitsign: is there some reason that him stopping by after this isn't going to work? or that you can't work it? or something?
carleton97: no, no.
carleton97: but now I'm questioning if, since they're dating and trying to do things all grown up, if Tim and Tony would want the first time they have smexing to be with a third.
exitsign: well, no.
exitsign: just change that part then.
carleton97: ok. they did do the dating thing, and have only recently started smexing?
exitsign: i don't think it matters, really. maybe they didn't date at all, maybe it was just something that happened. i can't really see tim and tony going places together. and just sitting on one of their couches and watching tv isn't really dating. you know? i don't think you should really make an issue of it, just keep it light, keep it cool.
carleton97: ok. but however it happened, they're a couple.
exitsign: yes.
carleton97: ok. so when Sam and Sarah are researching Dean is being his smarmtastic self with Tim and Tony. Mostly because Tim is so cute when he's all pink and the tall Fed wears anger *really* well.
carleton97: And, you know, he's bored.
exitsign: he gets bored easily, our dean. i think this is, like, totally a run of the mill yawn-worthy haunting for him. it's not even very strong, man. thumbs down.
carleton97: and it doesn't take Sam and Sarah to find the necessary info about whoever is haunting the house so then Sam and Dean are off to do their thing once it gets dark.
exitsign: yes. and then sex?
exitsign: like, maybe *that's* why dean shows up? to say that it's all good and tim can let sarah know she's cool to move back in?
exitsign: oh! maybe she has a boyfriend who's house she's staying at? so that she's not at tim's which is where she'd be because, like, he would never let her stay at a hotel...
carleton97: Yes. exactly what I was typing.
carleton97: But where's Sam in all this?
carleton97: still at the motel?
exitsign: hmm. yes?
carleton97: ok. omg yes. Ok. Like Dean is all, "Imma spread the good word." And Sam doesn't even SUGGEST going along or calling because he's got these *images* from Sarah (who is an evil terrible woman) of their brothers and he needs this extra time to soak his ENTIRE SOUL IN BLEACH.
exitsign: sssssssskldskdslkds lkjds
exitsign: yes.
exitsign: he's totally skeeved.
exitsign: dean's all "you cool here?" and sam's all "*rubs forehead, waves hand* yeah. yeah. i... need to bathe."
carleton97: so he's all, 'yeah, you go do that. Imma stay here; checkout isn't until 4pm."
exitsign: ahahah. it's so funny. sam's face in my head is all tight-lipped and twitchy-eyed.
carleton97: yes.
exitsign: like he's trying SO HARD not to just blurt it out because he has this feeling that dean would... give details.
exitsign: SAM DOES NOT NEED DETAILS.
carleton97: EVER. THAT DAMN MCGEE WOMAN'S SPECULATIONS WERE BAD ENOUGH. DOESN'T SHE KNOW THAT WAS HER BROTHER SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT?
exitsign: dl;k;lkds;lkdslk oh, sam. she has a forward-thinking scientfic type mind. and also it was fun watching you squirm.
carleton97: alksjdf;lkj
exitsign: because he wasn't going to out and out be all "BITCH, SHUT YO MOUTH, I AIN'T BE NEEDIN DEES THOUGHTS."
carleton97: it was more the puppy eyes and begging, "please don't say that anymore. That either. Or that. DEAR GOD, WOMAN."
exitsign: kajl;kaaaaaaaaakljalk yes.
carleton97: right, so that all gets Dean *to* the door. What gets him in?
exitsign: dude. he's dean. who says no to dean?
exitsign: dean could have an axe and i'd let him in.
carleton97: true. plus, I imagine Tim explained all about him to Tony overnight.
exitsign: *nods* probably.
carleton97: and reassured him Dean was no threat to them.
carleton97: just a friend. who is SMOKING HOT.
exitsign: klj word.
carleton97: and now that he has a little distance, tony can see the hot.
exitsign: yes. and i don't think the little reassurance from tim exactly hurts.
exitsign: i mean, i don't think tony's one to be insecure but relationships are WEIRD.
carleton97: right. and Tim's not *suggesting* anything. Just what his relationship with dean *was*. And if tony gets a flash of the three of them...
exitsign: well...
exitsign: asl;k;lk
exitsign: one of the little quip things dean makes should be about tony calling tim probie. he's all "probie, huh? that's an... interesting nickname." and tim's all "!!! probationary agent (OR WHATEVER IT MEANS I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW.)" and dean's all "hahah, suuure."
carleton97: ;ALKJA;SLDJ
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: right, so tim and tony are just hanging around the house when Dean shows up to give the all clear. Tim rushes off to call Sarah, giving tony and dean a chance to... what?
exitsign: stare each other down? askjsalk
exitsign: maybe that doesn't happen. i mean, maybe tim doesn't go rushing off. it's not like she's going to go back to the house at fucking 11PM, you know? so maybe that doesn't happen. maybe they've got a couple beers on the coffee table or something and dean just sort of invites himself to hang out.
exitsign: sort of hoping that tony will leave or something.
exitsign: or whatever.
carleton97: oh. yes.
carleton97: he just plops down on the couch next to tim.
carleton97: all... dean-like.
exitsign: ahahal;ksa laj wide spread knees and slumping and sexxxx.
carleton97: And he totally takes Tim's beer.
exitsign: dslkds;ldsl;k like right out of his hand.
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: And tim is sort of used to it, but Tony is all !!??
exitsign: sal;k;lk tim is used to it for two reasons, 1. he's known dean for a fucking decade and 2. tony's the same fucking way.
carleton97: YES.
exitsign: but tony's all ONLY I CAN DO THAT OMG.
carleton97: and Dean's all, I been doin' it for 10 years.
carleton97: Who do you think bought him his first beer?
exitsign: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasd;lksdkdskl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
exitsign: OH. GOD. ORGASM.
exitsign: and tim's all "deeeeean. *facepalm*"
carleton97: and dean's all ::innocent:: Well, I been doin *that* for 10 years too, but I was talking aobut stealing your beer.
exitsign: s.lkl;k;lk
exitsign: oh, god. wheeze.
carleton97: and Tony is torn between 'wtf' and appreciation because he can recognize a master, man.
exitsign: salkj he can.
exitsign: now. how do we get them naked.
exitsign: OH!
exitsign: oh oh oh!
carleton97: ????
exitsign: like, hours later. or something both dean and tony have basically been waiting for the other to leave, right? and i think dean is like "fuck this." and he just flat out says "okay, look, are we going to fuck or what?" and tim's all "*headpalm*" and tony's all "YOU KNOW, WE'RE SORT OF DATING." and dean's all "*so what hands* and? do you got somewhere to be?" and tim and tony are both like "..." and dean's all "*LONG SUFFERING SIGH, GETS UP AND PULLS OF SHIRT*"
exitsign: or not.
carleton97: omg, yes.
exitsign: yes? YES.
carleton97: Dean is all, "It's after midnight! It's the sexing hour!"
carleton97: you are AWESOME.
exitsign: sakljalk;ak !!! "i gotta be in nebraska in, like, two days for a demon rising!"
carleton97: Because he pulls his shirt off and Tim has sort of a pavlovian response of , 'mmmmm want' and Tony is all, 'wtf is this guy's -- mmmmm want'
exitsign: YAY! I'M AWESOME.
exitsign: sakljaljaklj lkhj jkh tony. YES.
carleton97: so tim and tony have a short nonverbal conversation and follow Dean into the bedroom.
exitsign: yes!
exitsign: oh. hmm. okay, so dean gets on tim, right? all with the kissing and the touching and he *knows*. and at first tony is like "MINE. NO TOUCHY SMARMY MAN." but then he's sort of like "...okay, this is better than porn."
carleton97: because he can *touch*
carleton97: and he's got this weird ... thing for Tim's skin.
exitsign: nngh yes.
carleton97: he just likes to pet it.
exitsign: okay, so, at first it's like dean on tim and tony on tim which is GREAT but, really, there needs to be some dean and tony.
carleton97: facilitated by Tim because, having the both of them on him is, admittedly, AWESOME, and they both do want him, but a lot of it is them being total alpha assholes.
carleton97: stupid cable connection. Sorry.
exitsign: yes. and, really, there's only so much hot a guy can take and this one-upmanship is, um, yeah, seriously, his brain is going to explode.
carleton97: Plus?
carleton97: he's just not that flexible.
exitsign: slkjkl right.
carleton97: so...
carleton97: does tim ...what? sigh and roll over Tony and off the bed?
exitsign: no, i think it's just a matter of just enough wiggle or possibly he just fucking grabs one of their hands or something. they sort of just need a kick start.
carleton97: right. yes. becaucse who can resist either.
carleton97: And mostly? Dean has been playing with Tony's reactions.
carleton97: So he's more than happy to get on him too.
exitsign: they're just being hardheaded, neither wants to be the one to make the first move toward the other. it's like giving something away.
exitsign: aklj oh, dean.
exitsign: they're totally going to be trying to one-up each other this whole time.
carleton97: I was just getting ready to type: "Plus, Dean's sure he's got something to teach that pretty boy about giving head."
exitsign: nnngh oh god.
carleton97: Though, maybe not, if the moves Tim has now are any indication.
exitsign: yes.
carleton97: all I see in my head is a pile of limbs.
exitsign: and what a gorgeous pile it is.
carleton97: mmmmm