Ru: I'm glad I don't live in a hurt/comfort fic.
Me: Well, word. There's not much else I can say to that because that life would include lots of crying and, perhaps, sexual abuse.
Ru: Or getting shot in the chest followed by a long recuperation period. And if you do get to have sex, it's not for like 400K into the story.
<5 minutes later>
Ru: Though there would be lots of cuddling. I'd like that.