You know this is exactly why I'm constantly starting giant WIPs that never get finished; it's because there's nothing really long and involved and entertaining in any of my fandoms, so if I want to read it I have to write it. And that just sucks, because it's totally not the same thing.

This is why I've read so much of the Joxerotica archive. I'm not proud, but desperate times sometimes call for really strange pairings.