Is it so very wrong to just want a huge-ass, 1000K slash epic in any of my fandoms?

Seriously. I've pretty much read the entire Internet when it comes to my long standing fandoms and have now moved on to small ones that catch my eye. Even doing that does not appease the beast, though. Me getting desperate as I reach the end of yet another fandom is not a pretty sight, my friends. Additionally, there aren't that many fandoms left in which I have even the slightest interest. I guess I could take this as a sign to, you know, get a life but I won't. I just have this ugly picture of me finally breaking down and wandering into the scarybad place of Kirk/Spock.

::shudder::