for many reasons, but mostly because my roommate has spent a good part of the evening trying to remove Trojan Horses from her computer thanks to Internet Explorer.

Also?

I <3 my show. And my twin (whom I will send an email tomorrow about the F1 slash). And carolinecrane simply for being Caroline.

Additionally?

Why does Semagic refuse to post things for me?

ETA: So after AVG finished running, I restarted Ru's computer and opened IE to update her virus definitions. Immediately got another virus. Updated definitions and ran again. If this was unsuccessful, will probably have to venture into DOS to delete the Content.IE5 folder, which I should probably do anyway for both of us. Bastard Microsoft and their bastard Big Brother techniques.

Why do guys think it's OK to clip their fingernails in public. At work. At their desk. Right next to my ear.

Because it's really really not.

Found my glasses. They were rucked up in my bed covers. *shrug*