She's married and happy. Yay!
Number of pins required to anchor my ridiculously fantastic hairstyle? FIFTY
TWO, BITCHES. There was a layer of intertwined bobby pins on the top of my
head.
On the downside, my brother's whore of a girlfriend broke up with him via
text after she abandoned him at the reception.
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I WISH I COULD BE THERE!! But considering the cluster that ended up happening with me being gone *one* day last week, any more than that currently is asking for disaster. I hate people.