can i just say, this is the best idea ever? BRING ON THE MARYSUENESS! okay, so here's mine (i have several but this is a current favourite.) but i feel i need to explain first of all, that i am actually asexual, so unfortunately my fantasies aren't all that interesting and the second thing you need to know is there are three things in the whole world that actually turn me on and one of them is patrick's voice, no kidding. seriously, i had some kind of weird mini sexual-identity crisis when i heard him sing the first time, which led to my friend telling me all high-school-health class kind of way "don't worry it's normal" which almost made me slap her because HELLO? if i were GAY and started crushing on a guy, it's not like she'd be standing there going, "hey, welcome to the winning team!" but i digress. so the fantasy.

right, i write screenplays which have never been made, and currently i am writing about a cult, which has been inspired by listening to oodles of cobra starship and the hush sound and reading pete's blogs. so right, one day i'm writing about the script in my journal, as i am wont to do and ryan ross, who likes to stalk fans on live journal, is curious about this very artistic film, and tells his good friend pete about it and pete is all, "shit man! we should make a movie" because let's face it, he just does that kind of thing. and so ryan begins his corrospondance with me and i don't believe he is who he says he is at all and so he gets pete to call me and put patrick on the phone and THAT VOICE you guys, okay? so right, then i start generally freaking out, and they want me to come down and talk buisness and me remembering the hilarious badness of bueduessy, am a little sceptical, but pete talks me into it because he's sooo excited, and i do and then we make a movie and it takes months and months and during that time i sort of stalk ryan and keltie because they are SO CUTE together, and because pete's a nosy fucker and he and i are best friends now he wants to set me up with someone, but it never works because i am in no way attracted to anyone, and anyway there's a lot of shy flirting and adorable-ness until pete realizes that OHMYGOD i'm in love with his best friend and OHMYGOD we'd make adorable babies. scheming ensues and it all ends with lots of kissing and handholding and curiousity for me and patrick!

go on. mock.