Mary Sue.
You know you've thought about it, though.
In the deepest, darkest recesses of your imagination, it's there.
You don't tell anyone your secret thoughts, not even your best friend, but they're there.
At night, when you're going to sleep, you let them out to play. Images of your favorite band boy or girl. Crazy AU scenarios where they are IN YOUR STARBUCKS AND NEED A DOLLAR. SEQUENCE OF CRAZY EVENTS, THEN SEXING.
Whatever.
Your shame. Show me it.
You know you've thought about it, though.
In the deepest, darkest recesses of your imagination, it's there.
You don't tell anyone your secret thoughts, not even your best friend, but they're there.
At night, when you're going to sleep, you let them out to play. Images of your favorite band boy or girl. Crazy AU scenarios where they are IN YOUR STARBUCKS AND NEED A DOLLAR. SEQUENCE OF CRAZY EVENTS, THEN SEXING.
Whatever.
Your shame. Show me it.
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Mary Sue Meme
Comment with no less than 100 words of your private Mary Sue bandom fantasy/fantasies. You know you want to.
Mary Sue Meme
Comment with no less than 100 words of your private Mary Sue bandom fantasy/fantasies. You know you want to.

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The first one is the most intricate because it was developed over three months while I was in Spain and unconnected to the internet (also, it was right at the beginning of my introduction to bandom and thus, has many many canon errors.) BUT. It's that I'm dating Zach, Panic's security. HE IS BIG AND BALD AND FUN AND HAS AWESOME TATTOOS. In this Sueverse, Brendon is gay and we are totally bffs. This was before I realised I wanted to do him and in subsequent 'verses, he is straight, and I do. Do him. Also in Zach-verse, Pete Wentz falls madly and obsessively in love with me and writes songs about me and teenyboppers yell at me because I broke his heart, even though it wasn't my fault, I just love Zach, okay? idek know where that little storyline came from.
Second 'verse. This started after the Panic Europe tour was announced and is completely the fault of a friend of mine because it happened to her with her favourite band, in a manner of sorts, and therefore gave me unrealistic, unattainable expectations. Basically, I go to a load of Europe tour dates (this will be Canon :D) and then Jon recognises me 'cause I'm always at barrier on the bass side (its my spot!) and he's all like, hey, you've been stalking us! and then I say, yes and I'm going to the next gig you're playing, and he's all, oh, we'll give you a lift and then I go with them on the tourbus and me and Jon become BFFs and he gives me guestlist and backstage passes for all sorts of gigs I wouldn't otherwise be able to afford.
Third 'verse! This has no substance. It is essentially, Brendon is madly in love with me and cannot stop it showing. The end!
Fourth 'verse! This started, like, two days ago. I'm friends with The Cab (seriously, they look so awesome!) and then who should show up! Brendon Urie whatasurprise. And then we make out and he tries to seduce me, but I'm all, no, my feminist principles will not stand for it! And he totally respects me for it and we are just friends :( But this 'verse is undeveloped. Clearly, at some point, I will need to sex Brendon up.