Okay. Okay. Of course we've all gone the Mary Sue place, as I have I.

I once had a very involved fantasy about mailing Brendon a couple of burned cds, just stuff I think he'd like based on what he's mentioned listening to in interviews and whatnot. He likes the stuff, maybe we IM, and eventually meet up when Panic! ends up near my city. It turns out that we hit it off in person too, and I get along well enough with the whole band to get invited to hang out on their tourbus, just chilling. It's just a sort of funny friendship with Brendon that extends to the rest of the band, and sometimes I come on tour with them for a bit, this cool college chick who, no, isn't sleeping with any of them but is always up for texting in the wee hours and occasionally sends them care packages of things they miss on tour.
Also, I would really love to smoke up with the whole band. Yes.

The other one I have is where, since I share a city with Chuck Palahniuk, I track him down and buy him coffee so he'll autograph a book. But it's not for me, it's for Ryan, and I take it with me when they go back on tour and give it to him at a signing/meet and greet. I get to make Ryan Ross smile. That's all, and it's awesome.

Okay, yes, there are more but it's just more along the same lines. Apparenty my deepest Mary Sue wishes are to make those boys happy. Some of the fantasies involve deep conversations with Pete, or giving Gerard a comic I did (that's what I'm in school for) about the time My Chem did in fact save my life, or talking about tattoos with Frank.

(Okay, I would like to snuggle up against Patrick while he's on his laptop. Who wouldn't? Come on.)

Facts about PDX: rain, bridges, good coffee, Chuck Palahniuk. :P It brings us together.
Hail and well met!