I've got this ongoing daydream where I'm fronting a hot new band that gets signed to Decaydance. Patrick Stump produces my album. We bond over music geekery. My band tours with Panic!, TAI, Cobra Starship, et al. I become sort of a slut. I get it on with all the hot boys and girls--William, Spencersmith, VickyT. I get photographed making out with Maja in the club and the media freaks out, and I'm all, "What, you didn't know I was queer?" Through it all, Patrick and I remain close platonic friends, until one night he confesses that he's worried about my promiscuous behavior. I jokingly ask him if he's jealous, and he starts blushing and stuttering. I'm like, "You idiot, I've had a massive crush on you before I knew you," and we start making out. Eventually we get married and have babies.