Mary Sue.
You know you've thought about it, though.
In the deepest, darkest recesses of your imagination, it's there.
You don't tell anyone your secret thoughts, not even your best friend, but they're there.
At night, when you're going to sleep, you let them out to play. Images of your favorite band boy or girl. Crazy AU scenarios where they are IN YOUR STARBUCKS AND NEED A DOLLAR. SEQUENCE OF CRAZY EVENTS, THEN SEXING.
Whatever.
Your shame. Show me it.
You know you've thought about it, though.
In the deepest, darkest recesses of your imagination, it's there.
You don't tell anyone your secret thoughts, not even your best friend, but they're there.
At night, when you're going to sleep, you let them out to play. Images of your favorite band boy or girl. Crazy AU scenarios where they are IN YOUR STARBUCKS AND NEED A DOLLAR. SEQUENCE OF CRAZY EVENTS, THEN SEXING.
Whatever.
Your shame. Show me it.
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Mary Sue Meme
Comment with no less than 100 words of your private Mary Sue bandom fantasy/fantasies. You know you want to.
Mary Sue Meme
Comment with no less than 100 words of your private Mary Sue bandom fantasy/fantasies. You know you want to.

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so, I'm in school studying journalism. and once I finish I will, in my MarySue world, get a kickass job interviewing rock stars. one day, lo and behold, I get to interview fob. it's awkward at first, obviously, but my stunning wit generally wins them over and we exchange numbers and start texting back and forth.
over time, things start to develop and PStump eventually realizes he's ~falling~ for this random chick who interviewed him ages ago and we fall madly madly in love and he is pretty much the most adorable boyfriend in the history of boys and he calls me from the road all the time and we make the long distance thing work and everything's perfect and it's the epitome of mary-sueing, you guys. also I'm bff with Joe, and Gabe has a monster crush on me. yeah I'm greedy.
and I don't even care because it's Patrick and how am I expected to not have unrealistic fantasies?