Because I'm bored at work.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Leah
2. Leapy (I hate my family sometimes)
3. LeLe
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. carleton97
2.
3.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes
2. my lips
3. my voice
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the fat
2. having both acne and crow's feet
3. my complete lack of an ass
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish
2. German
3. Sicilian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. being known as 'that crazy cat lady' when I get older
2. staying in this job forever
3. never doing anything
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1.
justmightbe
2. diet coke
3. fiction
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. brown pants
2. red shirt
3. red camisole
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Better Than Ezra
2. Dido
3. The Hiss
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "Where I Fall," Reindeer Section
2. "On My Mind," Romantica
3. "Run," Snow Patrol
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. respect
2. laughter
3. smarts
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I was raised Catholic, but never confirmed because Sister Andrea kicked me out of confirmation classes because I was 'a bad seed.'
2. My skin is so fair, I once gave myself severe second degree burns from the sun.
3. In college, my gay friend Patrick and I turned down a three way with the campus drug dealer who "wanted to try out the gay thing."
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. back/shoulders
2. eyes
3. laugh
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. reading
2. writing
3. crocheting
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. take a nap
2. have lunch
3. did I mention a nap?
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. novelist
2. trophy wife
3. anything that doesn't involve this office
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. London
2. Edinbourough (whoa that is spelled all wickety)
3. San Francisco
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Dexter
2. Hannah
3. Ezra
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. publish a novel
2. publish a novel
3. publish a novel
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. my love affair with technology
2. emotional repression
3. I love tinkering with things.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. SHOES
2. suckitude at finances
3. bugs/spiders. *shudder*
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Eric Balfour
2. Claudia Black
3. Rory Cochrane
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1.
justmightbe
2.
skylark97
3. everybody else
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Leah
2. Leapy (I hate my family sometimes)
3. LeLe
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. carleton97
2.
3.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes
2. my lips
3. my voice
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. the fat
2. having both acne and crow's feet
3. my complete lack of an ass
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish
2. German
3. Sicilian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. being known as 'that crazy cat lady' when I get older
2. staying in this job forever
3. never doing anything
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1.
2. diet coke
3. fiction
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. brown pants
2. red shirt
3. red camisole
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Better Than Ezra
2. Dido
3. The Hiss
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "Where I Fall," Reindeer Section
2. "On My Mind," Romantica
3. "Run," Snow Patrol
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. respect
2. laughter
3. smarts
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I was raised Catholic, but never confirmed because Sister Andrea kicked me out of confirmation classes because I was 'a bad seed.'
2. My skin is so fair, I once gave myself severe second degree burns from the sun.
3. In college, my gay friend Patrick and I turned down a three way with the campus drug dealer who "wanted to try out the gay thing."
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. back/shoulders
2. eyes
3. laugh
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. reading
2. writing
3. crocheting
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. take a nap
2. have lunch
3. did I mention a nap?
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. novelist
2. trophy wife
3. anything that doesn't involve this office
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. London
2. Edinbourough (whoa that is spelled all wickety)
3. San Francisco
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Dexter
2. Hannah
3. Ezra
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. publish a novel
2. publish a novel
3. publish a novel
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. my love affair with technology
2. emotional repression
3. I love tinkering with things.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. SHOES
2. suckitude at finances
3. bugs/spiders. *shudder*
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Eric Balfour
2. Claudia Black
3. Rory Cochrane
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1.
2.
3. everybody else

Comments
And, hot gayness aside, it never would have worked since Patrick had a PATHOLOGICAL hatred/fear of boobies.
Plus, the drug dealer? what the hell was his name... Eh. We called him Johnny Fucking Utah. Anyway, JFU was DISGUSTING. Bleah.
And as for last night, you LOVE ME.
That is so sad. Boobies are FANTASTICO!
Anyway, JFU was DISGUSTING. Bleah.
The crack'll do that to you.
And as for last night, you LOVE ME.
You wish I loved you. I love you NO MORE! It's a LIE! You broke my heart with your shutdown!
Also, how hard is this fucking meme to fill out? omg.
I'm sorry! It's just that... you re-broke me to the het with the aaron/claire, then you turn around and are all, 'oh I'll show you hot gay lovin', Aaron.'
I'm a simple girl! You can't confuse me like that.
I can beat it, I know I can. I just need a scenario to work with.
I had one, hor. Hello.
omg. I want a dinner roll now. Buuuttery.
If you don't comment on my HILARIOUS meme post, I'll never speak to you again.