I use Avon mascara. It's good stuff. But I use Avon everything. Except shampoo. And shower gel. Yeah, so just the makeup and lotion.

McDonald's is E-val. Everything about it, commercials, corporate practices, you name it. My sister and her husband are planning to take over his father's two McDonald's in South Carolina when my brother-in-law gets out of the Air Force. I'm going to have to disown them when that happens.

I have to admit, though, I really dig those Quizno's commercials with the annoying singing rodent. Every time I see one I laugh and laugh.