Back in the misty watercolor days of S1 Atlantis, when everything was bright with possibilities and not yet tarnished by the machinations of SyWTFy, exitsign had a big old crush on Sgt. Bates and wanted him to find happiness so he could stop being such a tightass.



carleton97: OK. So it's during the party after they rescue the Athosians, right?
exitsign: Yes?
carleton97: And someone has had too much moonshine and is being all lurky and skeezy and vaguely threatening to that little blonde scientist that was arguing with Kavanagh in 38 Minutes. And Sgt Bates (who needs a name) is all like, "Yeah, move it along, jackass."
exitsign: The one with the super pants of doom? She was cute. He's perked up a bit. He likes being a hero.
exitsign: You're not a hero. You just saved her from being pawed on by a drunk guy. That's not a hero. My knee could have saved her.
exitsign: No, seriously, you're no one's hero.
carleton97: And that's kind of her opinion.
exitsign: You're not even MY hero. And I LIKE you.
carleton97: She's like, "Um, yeah. Had it under control, but thanks GI Joe."
carleton97: But, you know, if he's patrolling the halls and she's in her lab late, he'll check on her.
exitsign: Because he, no matter what she says, thinks that he saved her and is all sort of responsible for her. He's responsible for everyone. But her especially. Because he saved her. Oh, yes he did.
exitsign: He checks on her. He checks his hair first and then he checks on her.
carleton97: But you know, surreptitiously checks his hair.
exitsign: Yes.
carleton97: He seems to be sort of oblivious to the fact that she's less than impressed.
exitsign: ahahha. Of course. He's kind of an idiot that way.
exitsign: But I think she should grudgingly be sort of amused and endeared by him.
carleton97: Yes.
exitsign: Or some such. Because, you know, no nooners in random unused labs if she hates him.
carleton97: Heh. right.

exitsign: I'm crazy in love. Ohoh. Stars. The sky. All the stars are different, right? But he says that they still kind of look the same. And she's like, well, you know, missing constellations. And he's like, you know, he could never really figure all those things out anyway -- like, he could see the big dipper but, like, the guys with belts and monkeys and stuff were beyond him. And, um, okay, I shouldn't try to come up with things when I'm half asleep, I make no sense. But, you know, you get the general idea. Anyway.
carleton97: yes. Totally.
exitsign: I think it's important to establish as many times as possible that they are a bazillion miles from the nearest McDonald's because, like, that sort of... it lends itself well to a really hot sort of desperation.
exitsign: To just *have* something that makes you feel at home.
exitsign: It's nice.
carleton97: Right, because the other people are literallly the only familiar things.
exitsign: Oui. And, obviously, you can't really say that more than, like, once. So you just have to keep bringing up different things that kind of... get the feeling across. Or something something.
exitsign: Did I mention the hot sex?
carleton97: Where she climbs him like a tree?
exitsign: (Wow. That's really weird to type without gay in the middle.) Yes. And he is close to death from her hotness.
exitsign: Guh. Mental pictures.
exitsign: So pretty.
carleton97: Yes. Rwoar.
exitsign: Ha. The het ate your brain. I laugh and laugh.

exitsign: It's hot when girls take control.
carleton97: word.
carleton97: Aaron has yet to learn that.
carleton97: I feel that before Claire he's all "Missionary man"
exitsign: I imagine it's partially the hardest sex he's ever hard AND the easiest because, on the one hand, she's demanding and knows what she wants but, on the other, she TELLS HIM what she wants.
exitsign: ahahahahahaha.
exitsign: Aaron so is.
exitsign: Boring, ordinary, high school sex.
exitsign: Like, dude, COME ON.
carleton97: totally
exitsign: He could never go back after Claire even if he wanted to. "THERE'S ZONES, MAN. ZONES. ER-ERO-- whatever, THERE'S ZONES!"
carleton97: a;sldkjfa;lsdkjfas
carleton97: I like to imagine drunk Marines trying to get info
exitsign: "Show... wh--wait, I dunno." -- "ZONES."
exitsign: sdlkj Ah, god, he's like a celebrity.
exitsign: He bagged a science chick.
carleton97: they're all, "Bates, the *science* chick?"
exitsign: aaahaahah. God, I love them.
exitsign: I'll never stop.
exitsign: I imagine that Claire has never been so nervous as when she meets his mother and brother.
carleton97: oh, MAN.
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: I like to imagine Claire has a filthy mouth.
exitsign: ahahahahahaahahaha. You know she does.
exitsign: She, like, says "COCKSUCKER" when she stubs her toe.
carleton97: and she's so scared she's going to drop an fbomb
exitsign: ahahaha. Oh, man.
exitsign: Oh, I'm laughing so hard.
exitsign: I think he totally tries to get some sekrit smooches out of her when his mom is, like, in the kitchen and she's all "WE DON'T HAVE SEX! WE HAVE NEVER HAD SEX!" and he's all "...wait, what?"
carleton97: a;lsdkfj;laksdjf
exitsign: Sadness. I think, like, some of his old friends come around and say hi, you know, and she feels so inadequate because she's older than all of them and they're all into the same sorts of things entertainment wise and she, like, listens to The New Pornographers and shit. And she's all *WANGST*.
carleton97: And they're all hardcore and shit.
exitsign: ahahah. They are. At least compared to her. She feels so out of place.
exitsign: She doesn't know what a "grill" is and how one would get "all up in it".
exitsign: "Do you think I'm boring?" -- "Is this a test?"
carleton97: And she's all, "I'm from *KANSAS*"
exitsign: And he's all "I never went to *COLLEGE*"
exitsign: Because, hello, he knows HER friends think he's an idiot.
exitsign: Like, they appreciate him for what he does. But they think she's slumming it.
carleton97: and it's not fair, because his friends think she's KICK ASS
exitsign: Naturally. Because she's a tiny, funny, little science girl.
carleton97: I meant on Atlantis. The Marines are *afraid* of her.
exitsign: Well, she keeps throwing them around.

carleton97: I just had a mental image of aaron tied down and Claire just *slithering* all over him.
exitsign: YES! *dances around with Claire* We KNEW that would work.
carleton97: and he's all wtfimtiedup? then yes. Because in this case, it's less about any sort of D/s like it could be with the McShep. Its just more about the hot.
exitsign: Yeah, no, it's not about anything like that. It's just really super hot.
carleton97: and, oh ho it's hot.
exitsign: Yes it is.
exitsign: He's not really, like, excited about it at first. But he said that he would do anything she wanted. It was, you know, in the heat of crazy first sex passion and he maybe sort of thinks that he should regret it *now*. But, um, yeah, not so much when she gets going. Tiny little hands all over him and she's all flushed and, yeah, he knows he has a good body, but she's mumbling under her breath and very much with the appreciating him and that makes him all happy and stuff. Because he really just wants to make her happy any way that he can. And then, you know, when she climbs on top of him and she's all hot and grinding down on him and he's doing his very best to cut off circulation to his hands just so he can *touch*... well, yeah, he sort of warms up to the idea, I'd say.
carleton97: And, man, he is making NOISE.
exitsign: So much with the noise. I think lots of mashed up godclairehotgodyeah. It's kind of... he'll sort of flush thinking about it the next day.
carleton97: and PRAY no one was in the corridor
exitsign: ahah. Yes.

exitsign: hmm. Okay, so I was thinking that she's got a few years on him.
carleton97: Yes.
carleton97: because she's a doctor.
exitsign: (Dude, so was Doogie Howser. heh.) And that probably has something to do with why she's so quick to dismiss his advances. He's just, like, this big, sometimescrazyparanoid puppy.
carleton97: Yes. Totally. But he's also completely determined
exitsign: Yes. He's observed his target and done his recon and determined that the mission is a go and hot sex should commence.
carleton97: bwa.
carleton97: Which, really? He should NEVER say aloud.
exitsign: ahah. No. But he should probably think it at some point.
exitsign: *sigh* I am squeeful.
carleton97: heh
exitsign: Also, I was thinking... I talked to my mom because she kind of knows the military shite since she's been working around the fools for, you know, nearly 20 years... and I think that it would be not be totally far off adjust his age to 25 or 26. People get passed over for promotions all the time. And if he didn't sign up *right* out of high school -- like if it took him longer to think about it. He might not even be out of his, um, whatever, enlistment yadda yadda deadline. But we think that he would have probably been eligible and interested in reupping when his time was up. He seems to be rather comfortable in his job. uh. Blather. Anyway, yes, I think 25 or 26 instead.
carleton97: Yes. OK. that works.
carleton97: And her, assuming she didn't skip any grades or anything,
carleton97: 22 for her BS and, depending on her program 4-6 years for her PhD. And, I'd think, she'd need at least 3 years of work after that to establish a reputation enough that she'd be considered for the Stargate program.
exitsign: So 30 or something. That's what I was thinking.
carleton97: yeah.
carleton97: Just about that.
exitsign: Yes. I think that works well.
exitsign: Man, I love them. They're awesome.
carleton97: Hee.

carleton97: ok... I want circa Siege
carleton97: wiht the worry and the stalking and the pummeling and the denial...
exitsign: but... what?
exitsign: You went right over my head with that one.
carleton97: hm. I want...after Sheppard et al check out poor pummelled Aaron, *someone* creeping in on little cat feet into the infirmary, just to check. Wait. Is that before or after the evacuation? crap.
carleton97: I forget.
exitsign: um. I think it's... before? But everything is going so fast and such. And it's not exactly like they're going to announce over the loud speaker that, hey, Sgt. Bates got beaten up really bad so she may not even know. It was kind of... in my head. oh. okay. how about I just try to write what's in my head then. k. ignore me.
carleton97: yes. And that's just a general thing for me. Like, I just have in *my* head her creeping in and like almost touching him.
exitsign: anything is possible.

carleton97: The claire in my head takes GREAT PLEASURE in pointing out the homoeroticism inherent in the military to Aaron. And talking about dirty dirty things hot boys could do to each other.
exitsign: omg.
exitsign: omgomg. yes.
exitsign: YES!
exitsign: guuuh. Claire, you are so fucking hot.
exitsign: You're making your boyfriend look at other guys asses. And then do that 'GAH!' flinch away thing when he realizes what he's doing.
carleton97: YES!
exitsign: I love you, Dr Claire Simpson.
carleton97: And she ssqueals with laughter.
exitsign: ahahahah. Like the most EVIL squeal EVER.
carleton97: And what she' REALLY wants to do is paint dirty pictures of McShep, but she's afraid to draw official attention to them.
exitsign: Yes. Like, Aaron? Dear sweet Aaron is kind of oblivious. He's more the 'omg, hate sheppard, cocksucker' and she's like '*snorts coffee out of nose*' and he's like 'huh?' and she's like 'nothing! nothing!'
exitsign: He's oblivious!
exitsign: Awww. Aaron.
carleton97: z;lkja;lksjdf;lkajsd
exitsign: I love Aaron. But I love Claire juuust a little more.
carleton97: I like to imagine her and Miko huddled together and just SCARING all the male scientists what with the evil laughter.
exitsign: ahahah. Like, there's 'heeheeheeasshee' from the corner and they just bolt.
exitsign: You know what that means then.
carleton97: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
exitsign: Someone's got a stash under her beeeeed.
carleton97: oh oh!
carleton97: And Kavanagh is being a total turd one day and grabs what she's reading out of her hand and looks at it and is all big eyed, omgwtfgaygaygay!
exitsign: ahahah. Because he? Is not KKK homophobic but the gay skeeves him out. He doesn't really come off as being loud about his OBVIOUS heterosexuality, but maybe that's because he's dog poo to me and I like my dog poo to be asexual.
exitsign: Methinks someone jerks off to pictures of THEMSELF.
carleton97: Right, so he totally flails and draws attention to them and Miko is all eeeeewanttodienowthanks and...someone who? picks up the manga and is all, 'hey, do you have the 3rd volume?'
exitsign: HAHA. Dude. OMG.
exitsign: *siiigh* I love the porn.
exitsign: Man, I think Aaron is probably pretty average straight guy about the gay. But then, you know, Claire breaks him.
carleton97: yes.
carleton97: yes!
exitsign: Guys, I have learned, will do just about anything if they think it turns you on. heh.
exitsign: Ah, good times, good times.
carleton97: I think, the first time he catches himself looking at a guy's ass, he totally freaks.
exitsign: ahaahh. yes.
exitsign: Oh, how I wish aaron and claire weren't otp. The sweaty, sweaty threesomes they could have.
exitsign: It's for SCIENCE!
carleton97: bwa!
exitsign: heeee. But, alas, no, not going to happen.
carleton97: no, it's true.
exitsign: Oh well. They'll just have to do other hot things together.
exitsign: Woe is me.
exitsign: heh.
carleton97: hee
carleton97: does that mean there will be no claire/aaron rimming?
carleton97: or claire fingerfucking him as she blows him?
exitsign: oh. my. fucking. god.
exitsign: holy shit. that's... holy shit.
exitsign: i hate you. hate you so much.
exitsign: oh my god. fuck.
carleton97: no. You love me and my dirty dirty mind.
exitsign: oh my... god.
exitsign: Oh. Oh. Noises. In my head. Noises.
exitsign: Nooooooooo.
carleton97: and aaron realizes she's tiny, but it never quite hits home the way it does when he's fucking her against the wall and her feet are *nowhere* near the floor.
exitsign: omg. dude. shut up. holy shit. her little hands all... guuuhhh... he's all sweaty so her hands just slip slip over his shoulders and down his arms and back up.
carleton97: or thinking of the look on Sheppard's face when he stumbles across them making out in an off-duty puddle jumper in the middle of the night.
exitsign: jdosajklsa; STOP LEAH JESUS you're killing me here
carleton97: and he has to immediately stumble back to his quarters to tell Rodney.
exitsign: Because, omg, Bates has sex? With another person?
carleton97: who can only laugh because he KNOWS how evil Simpson is.
exitsign: ahaha. Yes.
exitsign: Oh, damn you. You made me getting all chatty with your evilness.
exitsign: devil woman

exitsign: But we're not ignoring the part about how, because he had a broken collarbone, he must have had to wear one of those things my nephew liked to call a bra.
exitsign: That shit was awesome, dude. Justin used to be all "my bra is itching" and shit.
exitsign: SO FUNNY.
carleton97: akjsdf;lkajsdf
exitsign: Aaron and his bra.
exitsign: Claire had a field day, you just know it. "See, not so easy being a woman, is it? BEAUTY IS PAIN."
exitsign: And Aaron's all "please... please just scratch it. PLEASE, WOMAN."
carleton97: Be glad it's not UNDERWIRE.
exitsign: dsajljksa
exitsign: Aw, I love them.
exitsign: You know they totally get married and have gorgeous little babies.
exitsign: Like, a BAZILLION.
exitsign: or maybe just, like, one.
carleton97: yes!
exitsign: OMGOMG. And his brother is, like, OMG IMMA UNCLE. And he's so adorable and he rolls around on the floor with and takes for flights and discusses with baby all of the important points of basketball and life in general. But mostly basketball.
exitsign: "DO NOT THROW THE BABY IN THE AIR!" -- "Aw, but she likes it!"
carleton97: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
exitsign: I LOVE SO MUCH.
carleton97: totally.
exitsign: They would totally have to have a daughter, dude. So Aaron could be all OMG SWEETEST EVER. And Claire would be all "SCIENCE!" and Aaron is all "PONY!"
carleton97: Totally.
exitsign: omgawwwww.
exitsign: "She doesn't have to wear ONLY PINK just because she's a girl!" -- "But... but... THERE'S RUFFLES ON THE BUTT, CLAIRE! RUFFLES OF LACE!!!"
exitsign: jkhlkj;klj hot pink camo.
carleton97: YES
carleton97: Claire would pitch a FIT
exitsign: wqkjkldsalkj She so would.
carleton97: She'd be all 'gender stereotyping!"
exitsign: And he'd be all 'CUTE!!!!'
exitsign: She totally turns to jelly every time she finds them all wrapped up on the couch together though. Like, on his bare chest and her little tiny baby fist wrapped around his dog tags and Claire just goes JELLY KNEES and has to clutch the doorjamb.
carleton97: Oh. My. God.
exitsign: What would they name her?
carleton97: Oh, they'd totally fight about it.
exitsign: saljlk Of course.
exitsign: Because Claire wants something smart and sophisticated and Aaron is like, "THAT'S AN OLD LADY NAME!"
carleton97: "Like Claire is?" "I love your name, baby."
exitsign: dsalj;lkasd'las'd;lasd;k';lasd;as;kd;'las
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
exitsign: SO SMOOTH.
carleton97: So she'd end up named something olde tymey.
exitsign: Yes. Because Claire will win.
exitsign: But the baby will still be dressed in ALL PINK for, like, two years. Because Aaron is OMGINLOVE and will do ANYTHING to have her be cute.
carleton97: I like to imagine him carrying her and showing her off to the marines and John.
exitsign: like, she goes through the bald period, yeah? And he actually cries a little. "Her hair!" -- "Awww. It'll grow back, sweetie." -- "She looks like an old man!"
exitsign: dsakljkljasl;k He totally does.
exitsign: She has, like, SO MANY uncles and aunts.
carleton97: Oh! And he insists on either having one of those little bows or one of the scrunchy headbands on her.
exitsign: saj;lsa;k All the time.
exitsign: he has, like, barettes and he keeps that shit all color-coded and organized.
carleton97: And Claire just leaves him to it.
carleton97: She can't win that one.
exitsign: "Those are the wrong barettes." -- "What? They're all *pink*, what does it matter?" -- "Those are butterflies! Her dress has flowers! Jesus."
exitsign: "You are such a *woman*."
carleton97: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
exitsign: salj;lksal;k BEST. BABY. EVER.
carleton97: I think it drives Aaron CRAZY because she? Loves Rodney like no other.
exitsign: And Rodney is, like, "Hi, little... thing. Person. Little person." and she's all "EEEEEEEEEEE!" and Aaron is all "Oh, god, she's retarded."
exitsign: "Baby. I think she's retarded." -- "WHAT?" -- "She... she likes McKay." -- "...oh, god, she's retarded."
carleton97: and her little arms are waving 'pick me up, pick me up!'
carleton97: And Rodney is all, "What? What does she want? "
exitsign: And John is all, "Pick her up, stupid." And Rodney's all "Do I have to?" And, like, SEVENTEEN MARINES growl at him.
carleton97: He holds her at arms length.
carleton97: And she just kicks her little feet and squeals.
exitsign: saljl;asd;kdsaljl;ksd And he's all, "WHAT? WHAT DID I DO? DID I BREAK IT? THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!"
carleton97: And John is all, "tuck her closer, fool!"
exitsign: dsaljas;lksa;k Oh, god, it's so beautiful. I'm fucking crying with laughter, dude.
carleton97: So Rodney sort of gingerly brings her in closer. She's not in his arms or anything. His hands are still under her arms and she pats his face and laughs and laughs.
exitsign: OH MY GOD I'M DYING OF CUTE
carleton97: And Rodney finally holds her sort of correctly, but he's just staring at her like, what the hell is this little thing?
exitsign: ssa;k;lads;'al;kda;ll;'lasdladf;'l;'ldsaf And his heart grew one size that day.
carleton97: Until she spits up on him.
exitsign: AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Exorcist style.
carleton97: Yes!
carleton97: He's all 'oh my god! its' possessed!'
exitsign: SAODKLJASDL;KAS;DLK;'LASJDASD'L'L
carleton97: And the marine's growl.
exitsign: They totally do. They growl at anyone who looks at her funny.

carleton97: I like to imagine her remaining unnamed for several weeks.
carleton97: Like, Claire is recuperated and they're still arguing.
exitsign: ZOMG!!!! YES!!!
carleton97: "We can't call her Baby forever! She's not Jennifer Grey!"
exitsign: sajkjasl;kas;l'lsal;j omgyes
exitsign: But, dude, he would have to go, "who?"
carleton97: and all of -- YES --
exitsign: Because, like, he's never seen THE BREAKFAST CLUB!!!!
carleton97: all of Atlantis starts sticking little notes where they'll find them with "suggestions"
carleton97: And he's all, "We've got to name her because 'Rodnia' is starting to sound better and better."
exitsign: dsalkj;lksa;lk Like, she gets her cup for her decaf coffee that she started drinking when she was found out she --OMG RODNIA I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF
carleton97: HEEE
exitsign: omg. Oh. Okay. Yes, that shit... yes. They totally take ages to decide on a name. Everyone is driving them nuts with names. Like, when other dudes start giving you names for your unnamed baby while you're standing at the URINAL there is a problem.
exitsign: THERE'S NO TALKING IN THE MEN'S ROOM. "You gotta name her, dude. *zips up, walks out*"
carleton97: And they both HATE their mother's names.
exitsign: Yes. His mom's name is, like, Joyce or something and her mom is, like, fucking Wanda or something. SOMETHING YOU DO NOT NAME A BABY EVER.
exitsign: I would name a fish Wanda...
carleton97: word.
exitsign: . . .
carleton97: Like, she's arguing for Eleanor and he wants ... what?
exitsign: Something trendy and lame. Like, Madison or Dakota or something. Something completely stupid. He has no good name, all his names suck, he just doesn't want an old lady name.
carleton97: Yes.
carleton97: Exactly.
carleton97: I can't think of a good name they end up with, though.
carleton97: Because I like and have an old timey name.
exitsign: Well, they cave in with whatever she wants. I think Eleanor would be nice. He would insist on calling her Ellie or El though.
exitsign: I think when he starts pulling out shit like Serenity that she gets really scared.
exitsign: "I WOULD NOT EVEN LET YOU NAME A DOG, AARON! A *DOG*!"
carleton97: my favorite eleanor nickname is Nell.
exitsign: That reminds me of that Jodie Foster movie.
carleton97: But that was ruined by Jody foster
exitsign: sad;kl;ksa
exitsign: Yes.
carleton97: tay ina win
exitsign: heeeeeee!
carleton97: i like Ellie though.
exitsign: It would be sweet.
carleton97: Now I"m picturing a naming announcement like the Lion King.
carleton97: a;lskdjf;lkasjdf
exitsign: I think someone *coughRODNEYcough* has to bring up the fact that his last name is Bates. "Well, if it's a boy... what about Norman? Or, hey, Master." And Aaron just stares. Completely stone-faced. Doesn't even blink.
carleton97: Oh, Rodney. The marines are going to hurt you.
exitsign: He's ASKING for it.
carleton97: Adn Bates just looks at Sheppard like, "can you TRY to control him?"
exitsign: And John is looking at Rodney like "you are an IDIOT."
carleton97: And then he announces another round of scientist training and assigns Rodney to Bates' group.
exitsign: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHDSAF;LKSAD'L;AS'L'LASD;LK';LSAD';L
exitsign: And somehow Rodney ends up with SO MANY BRUISES and he is SURE that SOMEONE nearly SHOT HIM.
carleton97: a;lskdj;lkajsdf
exitsign: Oh, life in Atlantis is sweet.
exitsign: Has Becks ever delivered a baby? Many?
carleton97: Probably not many.
carleton97: But he has nurses, like actual nurses not just researchers like him.
exitsign: I think, like, maybe he helped deliver a sheep once. And Claire is all "O.O I AM NOT A SHEEP.
carleton97: And Aaron is quietly and quite totally freaking his shit out.
exitsign: YES! He totally is. Like, and I think at some point he gets all Lamaze and Natural Birth-y and Claire's all "bitch please. DRUGS, PLZ, KTHNX"
carleton97: and he's all, "but..." and she's all, "no. no. no. drugs. no pain for claire!"
exitsign: Like, at one point she tells Becks that he can feel free to knock her out. And he's all "...it would be hard for you to push..." and she's all "AND I AM SO FINE WITH THAT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA."
carleton97: she's like, "I? Am a SMALL WOMAN! This baby is GIGANTIC. DRUGS!"
exitsign: sajkll;kds Yes. Because she totally is tiny.
exitsign: Like a gymnast. HOLY CRAP. She so should have been a gymnast as a kid. And she can do some of those weird things. And Aaron is like "I AM SO THE LUCKIEST GUY EVER TO LIVE ZOMG."
carleton97: YES.
carleton97: She still practices! And during scientist training, she's all flippy like a monkey!
exitsign: dsakljl;ksalk OMG YES
exitsign: She should be with Rodney in one of them and she's all "FLIP FLIP MONKEY TWIST RUN" and he's all "wheeeeeeeze I hate you."
carleton97: l;aksdjl;kasjdflkj
carleton97: Because Rodney? Is many things, but flexible is not one.
exitsign: Totally not. He secretly respects her flexibility though. And wishes John were more like her...