Ahahahahaha, oh my god, this is fantastic.

But if Bob was...a dragon?

That was so fucking cool.

I AGREE 100%, GERARD.

Smaug was just hanging out, hoarding shit--as dragons do--when that little fucker of a hobbit sneaked in and stole his treasure.

*dies laughing*

Gerard is a treasure! Everybody's mom has an opinion! Nightmares about magical dragon mpreg! The whole way through I couldn't decide whether I should be laughing or awwww'ing.