Last night, I tripped up a set of cement stairs, skinning and bruising my knee in a way I haven't done since I was about 7.

Today, the Ru-mate and I were in the car on the way to the grocery store and I was having trouble with my contact. At first I thought it was just something caught underneath it, but when I finally pulled it out, I realized it had been inside out all morning and that was why it was bothering me.

Just now, I was taking my plate back to the kitchen and just dropped it. No good reason. Just dropped it.

Dar Williams

from The Pointless, Yet Poignant, Crisis of a Co-Ed

And my ex-boyfriend can't tell me I've sold out, because he's in a cult.
And he's not allowed to talk to me.

Upon watching Say Anything having been broken to slash, Ru declares, "It's like he's gay. He's gay. If Diane were boy, this would make even more sense."