1. You are poor. Don't even think of buying the CSI DVD's until you are out of your black hole of debt.

2. Stop messing about with anything CSI until you finish your O/P carnival story, dammit.

3. If you're not allowed to think about CSI until the O/P piece is done, you're damn sure not allowed to be plotting or planning any other stories. You hear that Highlander/Buffy bunny?

4. Stop talking to yourself in the second person, freaker.

Seriously, trying to come up with a title for the O/P carnival story is killing me.