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carleton97 ([personal profile] carleton97) wrote2005-05-20 09:10 am
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killing me

The thing that kills me most about reading a good 75% of the fic out there in *any* fandom is the fact that people just. don't. get it.

The 'it' I'm referring to?

Characterization.

Most of the time I feel like I'm watching/reading something completely different than what these jokers are. I mean, seriously, would Nick/Greg/Danny/Martin/Duncan/Methos/Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon/Lex/Clark/Rodney/John etc etc etc really do that?

Really?

Are you sure?

Crackheads. All of them.
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[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
::loves on you:: One day, my darling, I will kill them all just for you.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww. That's love right there, folks.

Offering to do my killin' for me.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Our love is incestuous pure, it's true.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Incest is best! Why go down the street when you can go across the hall?

God, why do I know these sayings? Must. Move out. Of the South.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you does, biz! That's the entire point of this thread. The sweet, sweet, twincest love that we share. Oh, baby, do it to me.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
With toys or without?

Heh.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a trick question? DUH! Both.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right? Jeezy Creezy.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I went to bed last night at like 10pm. It was CRAZY.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I got up at midnight. THAT was crazy.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you were trying to fix your sleep schedule?

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I was but I got fuckered up again by staying up all night reading porn and listening to moosick. I put the tard in retarded.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. But still. I am shamed by my inability to go to bed at a decent hour.

Also, I would just like you to know that the first time I typed 'hour'? It was 'whore'. Where is MY mind, I wonder?

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But you know... if I had a whore I bet I could get to sleep on time. What with the exhaustion from the hothotsex and whatnot. ::ponders:: Yes, yes. Buy me a whore! I command it!

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gee, thanks. What the fuck's .75 gonna get me? A fingerfuck from a blind, one-legged, toothless, old woman riddled with scurvy? Yeah, that's gonna help me sleep at night. MAYBE I'LL PASS OUT FROM THE HORROR.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's very convincing.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
sue me. I'm not an actress. :)

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't I know it! I won't sue you though, wouldn't do me any good, you poor ass. Though maybe I could have your iPod stolen...

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, don't play, bitch.

I'll go *down* before I lose the precious.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
AND YOU WILL LOSE! I AM SLYTHERIN, BITCH, I WILL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
whatever *cough*backingthelosinghorsecalledvoldemort*cough*

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The Dark Lord will triumph! You'll see! You'll all see! FROM YOUR GRAVES! ::cacklewheeze::

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
whatever. I bet your grandma was a mudblood.

[identity profile] exitsign.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
::le gasp:: How could you say such a thing? It was my grandfather that was the Mudblood, my grandmother was the Squib.

[identity profile] bkdelong.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi! Get an IM program the both of you! ;)

Perhaps we need a WWCD sticker for people or more specifically TGDIWWGDCDI?

What Would the Characters Do or...

Think GodDamn It, What Would the GodDamn Characters Do, Idiot?

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Pbbt!

I wish I could IM at work, but damn The Man...

[identity profile] bkdelong.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I know AIM has Web-based AIM:

http://www.aim.com/get_aim/express/aim_expr.adp?aolp=

I use it quite often.

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2005-05-20 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I've used that before, but I know that site doesn't make it through the firewall.
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