three things meme

[carleton97]

Because I'm bored at work.



THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Leah
2. Leapy (I hate my family sometimes)
3. LeLe

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

1. carleton97
2.
3.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. my eyes
2. my lips
3. my voice

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. the fat
2. having both acne and crow's feet
3. my complete lack of an ass

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Polish
2. German
3. Sicilian

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. being known as 'that crazy cat lady' when I get older
2. staying in this job forever
3. never doing anything

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. justmightbe
2. diet coke
3. fiction

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. brown pants
2. red shirt
3. red camisole

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:

1. Better Than Ezra
2. Dido
3. The Hiss

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:

1. "Where I Fall," Reindeer Section
2. "On My Mind," Romantica
3. "Run," Snow Patrol

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. respect
2. laughter
3. smarts

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):

1. I was raised Catholic, but never confirmed because Sister Andrea kicked me out of confirmation classes because I was 'a bad seed.'
2. My skin is so fair, I once gave myself severe second degree burns from the sun.
3. In college, my gay friend Patrick and I turned down a three way with the campus drug dealer who "wanted to try out the gay thing."

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. back/shoulders
2. eyes
3. laugh

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. reading
2. writing
3. crocheting

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. take a nap
2. have lunch
3. did I mention a nap?

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. novelist
2. trophy wife
3. anything that doesn't involve this office

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. London
2. Edinbourough (whoa that is spelled all wickety)
3. San Francisco

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:

1. Dexter
2. Hannah
3. Ezra

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. publish a novel
2. publish a novel
3. publish a novel

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:

1. my love affair with technology
2. emotional repression
3. I love tinkering with things.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:

1. SHOES
2. suckitude at finances
3. bugs/spiders. *shudder*

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:

1. Eric Balfour
2. Claudia Black
3. Rory Cochrane

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:

1. justmightbe
2. skylark97
3. everybody else

Comments

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

ahaah. I'm an everyday essential! I'm like vitamins!

In college, my gay friend Patrick and I turned down a three way with the campus drug dealer who "wanted to try out the gay thing."

omg. Dude. That better be the lie.

SHOES

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

omg. Dude. That better be the lie.

Why? Because I should have said 'yes'? Or because it's a horrifying thing?

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Mostly I just wanted to read that sentence over again and needed something to go along with my, er, quotation. Or something. I dunno. It's not that horrifying. I mean, sure, drug dealer, but, you know, hot gayness. It's a toss up for me.

... uh.

The other two seem... more likely somehow? Because with #1 you ARE a bad seed (lastnightomgistillhateyousatan) and, like, with #2? I get really really disgusting sunburns and look like a leper for months and I'm not that fair so, you know... yes. uh. Which was the lie? Tell me now!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

It was the three-way thing. That actually happened, just not to me. It was my friend Julie instead.

And, hot gayness aside, it never would have worked since Patrick had a PATHOLOGICAL hatred/fear of boobies.

Plus, the drug dealer? what the hell was his name... Eh. We called him Johnny Fucking Utah. Anyway, JFU was DISGUSTING. Bleah.

And as for last night, you LOVE ME.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

And, hot gayness aside, it never would have worked since Patrick had a PATHOLOGICAL hatred/fear of boobies.

That is so sad. Boobies are FANTASTICO!

Anyway, JFU was DISGUSTING. Bleah.

The crack'll do that to you.

And as for last night, you LOVE ME.

You wish I loved you. I love you NO MORE! It's a LIE! You broke my heart with your shutdown!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that none of that was good for you?

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Well... you know, yeah. BUT YOU SHUT ME DOWN, MOLLY! It's the night that will forever live in infamy, dude. I was shutdown by the twin. It's just wrong. So, so wrong. ::sobs, rocks self::

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know I've got your back in all things! I was just being a dick last night!

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Nooooo. It's not true. You shut me down on the basis of the what fuck. You don't believe in it, therefore it'll never work. Nothing ever works unless we're in it together. wondertwinpowersactivate! ::sobs more::

Also, how hard is this fucking meme to fill out? omg.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

I've failed you, haven't I?

I'm sorry! It's just that... you re-broke me to the het with the aaron/claire, then you turn around and are all, 'oh I'll show you hot gay lovin', Aaron.'

I'm a simple girl! You can't confuse me like that.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

PORN IS LIFE! More porn = better life. I thought you'd seeee that.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

It's my OTP failsafe kicking in, I think.

I can beat it, I know I can. I just need a scenario to work with.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

OTPs are great and fun unless they stand in the way of the porn and then they are badbadhorrible things.

I had one, hor. Hello.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

I think I lost it in my own porn haze last night because, shutting you down or no, I was on FIRE!

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

You were. It's true. I was guhhing and flailing.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I get on a roll.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Rolls are good things.

omg. I want a dinner roll now. Buuuttery.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Heh. Butter.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, I've read too much porn in my lifetime. That only gives naked, kinked out images. I hate my life.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Yeah, once I hit send I had that thought.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

I blacked out for, like, five minutes, dude. I'm so fucked up. ahah. love.

If you don't comment on my HILARIOUS meme post, I'll never speak to you again.