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carleton97) wrote2004-05-10 12:14 pm
carleton97) wrote2004-05-10 12:14 pm
wip meme
Remus/Sirius romance
Sirius: You've been plotting this story for two years!
Author: I know, but you're – and canon – and –
Sirius: Pfft. Canon. AU it.
Author: But –
Sirius: No arguments.
Author: I'm just –
Sirius: Don’t make me sic my werewolf on you.
Remus ::growls::
Author: Uh…
The Form Complete (Greg/Nick San Francisco AU)
Nick: You've abandoned us, haven't you?
Author: No, dude. Just…no.
Nick: I've been sitting on this beach for like 8 months.
Greg: And I haven't even been introduced yet even though I *told* you exactly how to do it months ago.
Author: I know, OK, I know! I suck, I admit it. It's just with the writer's block and the slow writing and –
Greg: You have our entire universe in your head, just write it. It's not that hard.
Author: hmph Shows what you know, skunk head.
Nick: If you piss her off, we're never going to have sex.
Greg: Crap.
Untitled WIP (Percy/Oliver post-Voldemort schmoopy schmoopy romance)
Oliver: You owe us this.
Author: What are you talking about?
Oliver: We totally got cheated on your Fic Carnival entry.
Author: You did not!
Oliver: Did too! We were promised lots of sex, but you wussed out and faded to black.
Author: Come on, that prompt was totally lame. I had to get out.
Percy: Be that as it may, you have a perfectly lovely beginning just waiting for you.
Author: But there's no plot!
Oliver: When has that stopped you before?
Percy: Shut it, Oliver! Do you want her to exile us to
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justmightbe? Oliver: Marcus' teeth aren't *that* bad…
Percy: You, write. You, come with me ::drags Oliver off behind some bushes::
Due South/Sports Night crossover
Ray: Come on! You and
everlastingwhy practically have this bad boy written!Fraser: Ray, rushing the creative process –
Ray: Don't niggle, Fraser.
Casey: Normally, I'd agree with Fraser, but I've got to tell you, this is a little ridiculous.
Danny: Of course you'd agree with Fraser, Case, you're both amazingly freakish.
Author: I’m never going to get a word in edgewise, am I?
choes Universe (Stan/Casey WIP)
Stan: Hey, when are you going to finish our stories?
Author: Dude, I *just* posted a story about you two!
Stan: Yeah, but that was all porny and shit. Not that I'm complaining, but I know there's more of our actual story in here. ::he pokes at the grey matter lining the walls::
Author: Hey, that hurts!
Stan: Sorry.
Casey: Can I ask a favor?
Author: What?
Casey: Can I not be a total punching bag? I mean, OK, it's canon, but some of those other people… I'm just saying I'm not into S&M and I don't even *like* Zeke that way.
Author: I know, I know.
Leave the Past Behind (Speed/OMC WIP)
Jeremy: You hate me, don't you?
Author: I don't hate you! You're my OMC, I love you.
Jeremy: That's not true! You love Tyler more!
Speed: Well, he is pretty terrific.
Author: ::hissing:: shut up! Do you want me to leave you hung over and in the middle of a Catholic wedding?
Speed: You did write that futurefic…
::author throws her hands up::
There's a knock on the brain door.
Author: Don't open that!
Merton ::opening door:: What? This?
::Doyle & Wesley, Cupid & Strife, Richie & Methos, and Xander & Oz all wander in::
Doyle: We heard you were working on a way to resurrect us.
Xander: And can you do something about this eye? I mean, the pirate patch is styling, but it's not really me, you know?
::runs away::
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::nods::
OMG, Oliver's so my hero right now. But then, that's nothing new. I wouldn't say 'wussed,' though, because that prompt was totally lame. But still. I think you should definitely indulge in some plotless porn of the Percy/Oliver variety.
Still. Guh. Hot.
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