I'm going to hell

[carleton97]

Mom and I are watching Undercover Brother and I have to say that I'm finding Neil Patrick Harris really...hot.

Doogie Howser shouldn't be hot. I'm just saying.

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[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Sure he should. He should be hot and he should get it on with boys. Just like every other fictional guy ever invented.

It's in The Rules, dude.

Also? What the hell am I doing up? I had a bad dream is what. I dreamed there was this snake and it was going to eat me. Not like an anaconda or whatever, just a regular garden snake. What the fuck have I been smoking?

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Ew on the dream!

Mmmm... gay Doogie... OK, yeah. That's hot. And so is he.

I'm at my mom's right now preparing for an early morning departure and watching Notorious C.H.O. The Mom is dying.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Snakes are bad.

For real though. I mean, even when he's not Doogie he's hot. But he's really hot just when he is Doogie because, yes, I said so. It's because he's underage, you know? And apparently that's all it takes to get me to want fic. Underage boy porn.

Ha. Funny.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Well, I was using Doogie as a more generic term since he was SUPER underage during the Doogie years.

NPH needs to be in a movie we can slash, yes?

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

::blinks:: Hello, age them up, dude. This, I have learned, is what has to be done sometimes. Yes. A few years can make almost anything acceptable. It's just something that has to be done to preserve the sanity. Like when I was watching the Rugrats: All Grown Up movie thing on Nickelodeon this evening and thinking that Tommy and Chuckie had so much chemistry and then realized that they were like fucking 11 (ajksllianoqw!!!!) and did one of those things like from the old skool Tom and Jerry cartoons where Jerry drops a brick/shoe/anvil/heavy object on Tom's head and Tom's eyes bulge and his tongue flaps out and he makes this kazoo noise? Yeah, cue brick, insert kazoo noise here. But, you know, he was like between 14 and 16 or something when the show started, yeah? And it was on for four years or close to that. So, really, that's workable as it is. No one is fucking 11 (gaanziu!!!!) and not telling you. Fucking cartoons. I fucking hate cartoons.

Yes. We need a movie to slash him in. I'm sure there must be one, he's got 29 acting credits.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

I love you so much.

I'm off to the wilds of Viroqua, WI until Sunday.

Woo.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

I love you too. I'm mailing your package tomorrow. It's only, like, six months late. Go team me.

::looks at calendar:: I would wish you a good trip but since it's already Sunday I guess I'll just say that I hope you had a good trip. heh. Because I do.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

It was hell.

My grandma is such a biznatch.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

Aw! That sucks, babe. Old people are lame sometimes. I'm sorry you had a bad time.

Do you want me to pet you? ::pets:: My poor twin.