I asked my Magic 8-ball where your glasses are and it said 'It is certain'. That doesn't really make any sense but Magic 8-balls aren't really good for questions that can't be answered with yes or no so, you know, there you go. Most likely you're over looking them though. Check the top of your head, that's where The Mom's glasses always are. Well except for that one time when they were in the freezer but I think I did that so... yeah.