They're a few dates into the Pete-and-Gerard organized My Favorite Things tour and Bob still isn't sure how their labels were talked into this crazy ass extravaganza featuring everyone Pete's known, ever, on one bill, but he really can't put anything past either of those insane motherfuckers. It's sort of like Warped, but more fun, frankly. And the crowds are way less hostile than some of the Warped ones.

Bob pretends he hasn't heard Pete and Saporta calling it the Fangirl Fantasy Tour.

If there is anything I wish to be true, it's this. I WANT THIS TOUR SO MUCH!

(Hee, I suck as beta, I know, I'm sorry. But the story is so good!)