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carleton97 ([personal profile] carleton97) wrote2003-07-28 04:15 pm

Man, where was everyone today?

I know I was absent too, but that's because of this stupid ass job.

This past weekend, [livejournal.com profile] everlastingwhy's nieces came to visit. They are 15 and 13 and just adorable. eMMa (her preferred spelling) is 13 and has recently entered her neo-punk phase. That means this weekend was spent dying her hair purple and henna-ing a scorpion on her calf. Molly is 15 and spent a good portion of the weekend rereading The Scorcerer's Stone and taking notes. So very cute. Additionally, I decided to reclaim my lost adolescence and get my nose pierced. Hee! I like it so much I think I'm going to go back for the eyebrow next weekend. I'll post pictures as soon as I can swipe my mom's digital camera.

In the cleaning frenzy that preceded the visit, Ru found my copy of Good Omens in a big tupperware container in her room. How did it get there? I have been looking for it for months and was convinced Mom had it. All preliminary evidence points to a ghost.

Is it just me, or should the term 'piss-slit' never EVER be used in slash? It's just gross. Perhaps it's the universe's way of telling me to leave nifty.org alone.

I went to see the new Tomb Raider movie last night with a bunch of people. It was OK, but Gerard Butler? He can come home with me any time he wants. Rwoar. His sexified presence caused [livejournal.com profile] lallybroch to demand I find for her Reign of Fire slash. Does anyone know where I can find some? I only know of a couple stories that appeared on RareSlash.

[identity profile] jslatt.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally I don't mind "piss-slit". Maybe that is because I'm a boy or maybe it's because I have no standards and/or shame. I can't believe you'll read nifty of all things and refuse to venture into boyband slash. I can lead you to some really awesome, non-nifty stuff!!! Follow me... ...it is a path of light and truth...

[identity profile] carleton97.livejournal.com 2003-07-30 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's because you have no shame, Mr. TimberLatt.

And do not tempt me with your talk of light and truth. I know the truth, my friend, and it does not involve boybands.