Well somebody's going to have to write the 'why doesn't Danny drink' fic eventually, because the show is obviously not going to fill in that hole any time soon. I shouldn't have called Alethia on it onlist because I really like her, but dude.

Not that anybody ever listens to me when canon interferes with their fic purposes, because if they did they wouldn't be slashing Jack. Or Gil. Or Warrick. Or a lot of other badwrong pairings I could think of.