fictionpress.com story?

[carleton97]

I'm trying to find a story I read on fictionpress a year ago or so. I thought I had bookmarked it, but obviously not.

It's a slash story. It's about college-age kids.

What I remember about it is the crazy elderly rooming house owner who's high all the time and wears spandex. There's some craziness about getting a drag queen to beat up a bully, I think.

My memory sucks.

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[everlastingwhy.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're not confusing fiction with my cousin Joe's roommate? adjlk;fja;lk

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

You terrify me.

I mean that in the best possible way, of course.

But seriously.

[tsu-chan55.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I remember that one.

....Unfortunately, I can't remember what it was called.

Did it happen to have a raccoon in it or was that another one altogether? ...This is going to bug me now. I know I've read it, and how many old ladies wearing spandex can there be?

If I do remember it any time soon I'll let you know o.o

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Oh, cousin Joe!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

You've read that story, dude! I remember sending you the link and you dying with laughter!

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

It's not the raccoon one; that's "Angel of Caffeine."

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

No. Way.



A;KLASKLJASKL;J I HAVE TO STOP HANGING OUT WITH YOU, YOUR SANDWICH IS RUBBING OFF ON ME.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's the one with the crazy neon spandex wearing elderly house mother who talks all gangsta!

And it ends all schmoopy on Christmas with best friends finding twu wuv.

[exitsign.livejournal.com]

I seriously cannot remember ever having read that. You'd think that I would be able to. You'd think, in fact, that I would, you know, never be able to forget it no matter how much of the demon licker I were to imbibe but... Oh my god, what is wrong with me? What have you done? Novelty underpants and now this.