how did I wear these for years?

I resurrected my original iPod earbuds since I didn't have a chance to
buy new headphones last night.

These fuckers are uncomfortable!

Seriously. I don't know if I have small ears or what, but I'm having
to, like, wedge these little bastards into my ears. Plus, they don't
block any of the ambient noise my in-ear ones did.

Hmph.

I guess I know what I'm doing tonight.