fictionpress.com story?

I'm trying to find a story I read on fictionpress a year ago or so. I thought I had bookmarked it, but obviously not.

It's a slash story. It's about college-age kids.

What I remember about it is the crazy elderly rooming house owner who's high all the time and wears spandex. There's some craziness about getting a drag queen to beat up a bully, I think.

My memory sucks.