Sometimes I wonder...

What the hell the settlers were thinking. I mean, today's temperature is supposed to top out at 0 degrees F. And that's not counting the windchill advisory that's going on.

Blech.

Anyway, I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who wished me a happy birthday, sent me a card, wrote me a story, threw me a party, gave me a present, or bought me dinner. I love you all.